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I was passing by
All of a sudden something caught my eye
Although I was in a hurry
I could clearly see it was a yellow canary
Oh, exactly what I thought
A very , very sad Tweety bird
Someone tossed it to the side of the road
I picked it up
I brought it home
It didn’t snap
It didn’t yawn
It didn’t speak
It didn’t squeak
It couldn’t walk
It was in shock
I threw the bird in the washing machine
And gave it a spin
And then another in the dryer
And it was like I connected the wires
He opened his eyes
Gave me high fives
Shook himself out
Looked around
Then I heard a little noise
And tiny steps
After that came the voice
He opened his mouth
The first sentence he said
“I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”