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I was passing by

All of a sudden something caught my eye

Although I was in a hurry

I could clearly see it was a yellow canary

Oh, exactly what I thought

A very , very sad Tweety bird

Someone tossed it to the side of the road

I picked it up

I brought it home

It didn’t snap

It didn’t yawn

It didn’t speak

It didn’t squeak

It couldn’t walk

It was in shock

I threw the bird in the washing machine

And gave it a spin

And then another in the dryer

And it was like I connected the wires

He opened his eyes

Gave me high fives

Shook himself out

Looked around

Then I heard a little noise

And tiny steps

After that came the voice

He opened his mouth

The first sentence he said

“I tawt I taw a puddy tat!”