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Everybody looks so tall

This makes me feel very small

But I am not scared at all

I like to play ball

Sometimes I hit the wall

Never get into a brawl

People say I am bright

And playing with me is a delight

Because I behave and never bite

And also I am very polite

I am not a barker

By the way my name is Parker

Bonjour mes amis

As you can see

It really is me

And I want to confess

I love to dress

I used to be a model

Now, older not so mobile

Yet still have my passion

For designer fashion

I like Dior

At times he is a bore

Giorgio Armani

Makes me look funny

Jimmy Choo

Is boring too

Lacoste

I will wear at any cost

I adore Rag and Bone

Especially Bone has a nice tone

I think my assessments are fair

Au fait je m’appelle Pierre

I am a tiny yorkie

And a little quirky

Since I was a pup

In the pet shop I ended up

Some think I am in a rut

Also they think I am mutt

I am just a miniature

As a breed I am pure

Would love to find a home

Where I can freely roam

And won’t be ignored

And won’t be bored

Just plainly adored

My website is http://www.yorkie.net

By the way my name is Pat

People see and they talk

Is it because I don’t walk?

They immediately judge

But I don’t hold a grudge

It might look strange

But I don’t plan revenge

I am a senior dog

Have my own blog

Am treated very well

Still have a sense of smell

Try not to pay attention at all

By the way, my name is Nicole

I am a chihuahua

People meet me and exclaim Wow

So what if I am a miniature

And usually dress in couture

I don’t have any pretension

Yet other breeds pay attention

They start with flirtation

Like German Shepherds, Poodles, and Maltese

I tell them to ease

Don’t even try, please!

I have a boyfriend, a Doberman

And his name is Dan

I tell him to relax and not go crazy

By the way my name is Daisy

I am blind

But people are kind

I can’t walk

Yet people stop and talk

I am old

And I am almost bald

I am getting rolled

Which makes me sad

But I am not mad

I am not at all rude

I am lucky, my life was good

This is the honest truth

By the way my name is Zeus

People mistake me for a porcupine

It doesn’t bother me, I am fine

I think I look divine

You can guess I am a mix

I am young, about six

Don’t have any ticks

Like to cover you with licks

Can do a few splits

So what if I am a mutt

At least I am not a rat

I am very happy with who I am

By the way my name is Pam

I am not a thug

Just like to hug

I behave very well

And I don’t rebel

I listen to commands

Don’t have any demands

Play with a lot of friends

I really feel very lucky

By the way my name is Chucky

I am a working dog

I have my own blog

My day starts with a jog

Then my partner and I go to work

We try to keep everything under control

This is our major role

We check the situation

This consists of observation

And we stop people from temptation

I enjoy working for the police

And in this way keeping peace

People thank for my service

By the way my name is Elvis

Oh, no I am not in prison

There is no reason

My life was interrupted

Since I was adopted

The owner treats me well

I learn new tricks and I excel

I am very young

Sometimes I pick up junk

But I am not a punk

At times I miss my mommy

By the way my name is Tammy